EZLEEN NASHA

Submit   A bundle of joy. ha ha.

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via kaissma)

— 3 months ago with 244844 notes

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via kaissma)

— 3 months ago with 244844 notes

stevviegriffin:

if you look at a picture of a tongue close up it looks like a strawberry and that makes me wanna make out with someone so I can taste strawberry tongue

(Source: headbutting)

— 3 months ago with 2 notes
"She kisses like a sweet devouring, and I don’t know where to touch her because I want all of her."
John Green  (via blackbruise)

(Source: hellanne, via rebellegirlxo)

— 3 months ago with 49741 notes